I knew something was off all night; the Orioles bullpen looked like Rollie Fingers, Trevor Hoffman, and Mariano Rivera in their primes. Keeping the best offense in the league at bay all night at HOME?! WEIRD. Well, sometimes that’s just baseball, right? Sometimes upsets happened, sometimes it’s just not your night.
WELL WITH MUCH SURPRISE THIS MORNING I SAW THIS LITTLE TWEET APPEAR ON MY TIMELINE
THE BALTIMORE ORIOLES CHEATING DIRECTLY IN THE FACE OF OUR SUPREME LEADER BOBBY MANFRED. IF LAST NIGHTS WIN IS NOT VACATED AND DEEMED IN ASTRO WIN I WILL CHAIN MYSELF TO MINUTE MAID PARK UNTIL THE END OF TIME! WE CANNOT STAND FOR THIS CHEATING IN THIS PURE GAME THAT WE CALL AMERICAS PAST TIME!! LOOK AT THIS SHIT EATING GRIN OF ONE OF THE CHEATERS! THIS IS NOT FAIR
I am sick. Sick for this beautiful sport, sick for this fanbase, sick for this city.
Be better Baltimore.
P.S BUY THE SHIRT OF THE YEAR