This will be a weekly roundup/stream of consciousness until I forget to type this out.
Spoiler Alert: I am a sore loser.
I have never liked losing, I actually hate losing more than actually winning. I am the type of person that will play you until I win said competition and then I spend hours practicing so the next time we play it is a different result. Ask Joshua about playing ping pong.
Saying all that. 6-6 in April sucks but it is not a killer. Losing two damn series in a row to AL West opponents that fucking sucksssss tho. Seattle whipped our ass and Ohtani was Kerry Wood. That’s baseball baby.
Shohei Ohtani's Back Door Slider. 😲
— Rob Friedman (@PitchingNinja) April 21, 2022
Fastball & Back Door Slider, Individual Pitches + Overlay.
You can see why you'd give up on it! pic.twitter.com/IKixHZTpO2
Jose Altuve going down with a hammy and the Astros being Fort Knox with medical information is going to send Astros Twitter spiraling into a vacuum of madness.
fuck. pic.twitter.com/VXKt4NzyfZ
— Apollo Media (@ApolloHOU) April 19, 2022
Odo, my guy I am sorry. It is time.
It’s time #17 pic.twitter.com/zBT8t7OaRU
— Apollo Dez (@ApolloDez1) April 20, 2022
Javier to the rotation by May 20th. Book it.
— Apollo Dez (@ApolloDez1) April 20, 2022
Jeremy Pena fucks. The kid is a superstar, he is good looking, has pythons for biceps, and he can play a damn good shortstop.
Come for the uniforms, stay for the 🤘@Jpena221 x #SpaceCity pic.twitter.com/bFMdckCOX7
— Houston Astros (@astros) April 20, 2022
Yordan, my son, just hits tanks all over the field.
YORDAN IS BACK WITH A 415 FT MISSLE!! 🚀pic.twitter.com/VP7JIdnmM3
— Apollo Media (@ApolloHOU) April 19, 2022
We got to shoot media for the Houston Sports Awards this week. Super thankful to Gray for making that happen. LaLima was a star, Noah and Garrett tried to Tinker, Tailor, Soldier Spy (very niche cinema WW2 joke) us saying two big stars were going to be there to see if we had a leak, Joshua killed it on the camera and I sat there with imposter syndrome. Not bad for an internet company that makes T-Shirts.
Red Carpet Boys #HoustonSportsAwards pic.twitter.com/Muu753zIhu
— Apollo Media (@ApolloHOU) April 20, 2022
Oh ya, we made another shirt.
— Blummer Bock (@blummer27) April 19, 2022
-Dez