Last night was bananas, the 2nd inning was drunk, life is good.
YORDAN PUTS ONE OVER THE GREEN MONSTER TO TIE THE GAME!!pic.twitter.com/NvvPBWB7Hl
— Apollo Media (@ApolloHOU) May 17, 2022
My son might chase down Barry Bonds with a dead ball. He is pound for pound the best hitter on the planet.
KING TUCK WITH A BOMB TO RIGHT! 3–1 ASTROS!!pic.twitter.com/iPLFkYL856
— Apollo Media (@ApolloHOU) May 17, 2022
Kyle Tucker will join the 30/30 club this season.
PEÑA’S TURN!! WELCOME BACK!! 4–1 ASTROS!pic.twitter.com/vEL1NVFDXV
— Apollo Media (@ApolloHOU) May 17, 2022
The prince who was promised returns and is continuing his absurd start to the season. This isn’t a hot streak folks this is JP3.
UNCLE MIKE HAS JOINED THE CHAT!!! 7–1 ASTROSpic.twitter.com/KKR1Y9yqcV
— Apollo Media (@ApolloHOU) May 17, 2022
The world will end one day as the universe collapses on itself and we will all die terrible deaths, but Michael Brantley will still be there hitting a baseball.
YULI HITS THE 5TH HOME RUN OF THE INNING!! 9–1 ASTROS!!pic.twitter.com/17F7yUlzvp
— Apollo Media (@ApolloHOU) May 17, 2022
I was told by twitter that we should trade for a first baseman?
KYLE TUCKER ORDERED A #2 WITH CHEESE, EXTRA JALAPEÑOS!!
— Apollo Media (@ApolloHOU) May 18, 2022
GRAND SLAM FOR KING TUCK, HIS SECOND HR OF THE GAME!!!pic.twitter.com/KmoSz8xkOY
What a tweet by the intern. Well done.
I would be very dumb if we didn’t talk about Seth Martinez. Our bullpen has been gassed and stretched thin, we haven’t had an off day in MONTHS and the rookie just logs THREE huge innings in a game where the ball was flying out. Super impressive by his demeanor and ability to throw strikes coming up from the taxi squad. Well done papi.
