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JOSE ABREU IS A HOUSTON ASTRO

THE TWO TIME WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS AND CURRENT DEFENDING CHAMPION SAID FUCK YOU AND COME AND TAKE IT BY GRABBING THE BEST FIRST BASE BAT ON THE MARKET.

The stove is hot and GM BIG DICK CRANE is spending all that playoff cash! Jose Abreu is the first big domino to come off the board, and lengthens the lineup with a bat poised with power and average. Quite frankly he hits the shit out of the baseball.

This lineup is potent as is but now the league is on notice that the defending champions are not sitting idly by. They are doing the things that have to be done and honestly it’s refreshing to see this organization go for it. Win now, our kids can worry about the sins of the present and ask about the Golden Age.

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