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ONE GAME SWEEP POWERED BY THE BIRTHDAY BOY

Jose Altuve was absolutely being shitted on by the Bronx Zoo until he wasn’t. One swing and once again Yankee tears flowed like the ancient rivers of Babylon. For the first time ever a one-game series was played in Major League History and the Astros defeated the Yankees 7-4. A one-game series in May might mean nothing to you and me who expect October but to the mighty former empire once called the New York Yankees this one game series was treated as a game 7 and well they had their hearts ripped out and stomped out by the 5’5 GIANT. You love to see it.

LMJ pitched his ass off going against the 2nd best pitcher in New York yesterday. He scattered 3 runs over 6 innings while striking out 8 and letting his team hang around the rim. That is all you can ask for.

My son Yordan Alvarez Dez hit 2 absolutely PISS MISSILES off Mr. Cole and the guy is just a specimen. He will be a perennial all star for this team for the next decade.

Hello, Martin Maldonado what a great time to finally show up all season. 3-4 with a DAGGER of a 2 run homer to put the game on ice. You love it.

Anyways a one game sweep is great but we are onwards to Toronto.

-@ApolloDez1

P.S. PLAY THAT DAMN SONG BABY

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