Jose Altuve was absolutely being shitted on by the Bronx Zoo until he wasn’t. One swing and once again Yankee tears flowed like the ancient rivers of Babylon. For the first time ever a one-game series was played in Major League History and the Astros defeated the Yankees 7-4. A one-game series in May might mean nothing to you and me who expect October but to the mighty former empire once called the New York Yankees this one game series was treated as a game 7 and well they had their hearts ripped out and stomped out by the 5’5 GIANT. You love to see it.
HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY, JOSE ALTUVE!!!https://t.co/s3Nk5BFHbK
— Apollo Media (@ApolloHOU) May 6, 2021
LMJ pitched his ass off going against the 2nd best pitcher in New York yesterday. He scattered 3 runs over 6 innings while striking out 8 and letting his team hang around the rim. That is all you can ask for.
Lance McCullers freezes Aaron Judge with a nasty slider to get the strike out. ❄️https://t.co/01GFkaaLaB
— Apollo Media (@ApolloHOU) May 6, 2021
My son Yordan Alvarez Dez hit 2 absolutely PISS MISSILES off Mr. Cole and the guy is just a specimen. He will be a perennial all star for this team for the next decade.
YORDAN CRUSHES A HOME RUN TO TIE IT UP!!https://t.co/N82ya6cTGx
— Apollo Media (@ApolloHOU) May 6, 2021
YORDAN x 2!! LET'S GO!!!https://t.co/Umh4Xqqxpq
— Apollo Media (@ApolloHOU) May 6, 2021
Hello, Martin Maldonado what a great time to finally show up all season. 3-4 with a DAGGER of a 2 run homer to put the game on ice. You love it.
MALDY GETS SOME INSURANCE!https://t.co/PzU2h4opFw
— Apollo Media (@ApolloHOU) May 6, 2021
Anyways a one game sweep is great but we are onwards to Toronto.
-@ApolloDez1
P.S. PLAY THAT DAMN SONG BABY
AND THE ASTROS TAKE THE ONE GAME MIDWEEK MAY SERIES IN THE BRONX!! YORDAN MALDY AND ALTUVE WEAR ALL THE BUZZERS AND BANG ON THE TRASHCANS AND WERE SAVAGES IN THE BOX
— Apollo Dez (@ApolloDez1) May 6, 2021
LMJ STANDS HIS GROUND VS COLE AND THE PEN WAS OK
PLAY THAT SONG BABY!!!pic.twitter.com/X41TCYr0Hv
