Little Debbie Star Crunch Snacks: Go To Hell!

I am going to settle this Little Debbie debate once and for all.

I am fan of snacking. I can tell you that confidently and I am not afraid to admit it whatsoever. Along with that fact, I am also not above telling you that I get wiser every single day. I’ve become smart enough to be aware of a lot of different things such as how to grow my own vegetables. That’s important, but it’s not the most important thing I’ve learned. Not by a long shot. I learned one very significant piece of knowledge, “Top 5 Little Debbie Snacks and why Star Crunches are not apart of that group.

5. Fancy Cakes

This might be already pretty polarizing but these are insane. Like if you have tried them, then you know. There is something extremely angelic about the presentation of these. They are simply white icing on top with white cake and vanilla cream filling. Nothing about that automatically demands attention, but the taste is so much more, friend. The taste is reminiscent of wedding cake and that reminds me of love further making this snack even more comforting. This is a summer classic for when I’d watch Wedding Crashers annually on June 10th. Extremely nostalgic.

4. Chocolate Cupcakes

I do not want to hear shit about the Hostess Cupcakes. They are the same thing as the Little Debbie ones. Please grow up if you disagree. Anyways, these bad boys are absolute classics. The moist chocolate is amazing with the side of milk and the cream filling isn’t overpowering. On top of all that, the white squiggly line is pretty and eye-catching. Like I said, these are classics and deserve a place on this list.

3. Zebra Cakes

These might be too much for the average person, but the boldest of people embrace this one with open arms. This one is honestly literally Fancy Cakes and Chocolate Cupcakes combined and that is why, in my brain, they are 3. They also taste amazing at your single dad’s apartment with a glass of milk.

2. Nutty Buddy

I am no longer playing games. I am dead serious about these top two heavyweight contenders. They are almost tied. Only almost though. These are amazing snacks. The peanut butter flavor is strong and vibrant. The crunch is satisfying and memorable. Everything about it is special. This one has a special place in my heart, but don’t give this one the trophy though. I have another on my mind. Perhaps the only one that really matters…

My Gold Medal: Oatmeal Cream Pies

Holy shit, I mean come on. I’m not an idiot. I’m real as hell. I know about life. I’ll write you a storybook. So I know, ok? I know. This is hands down the best one. The cream is central, but it is executed well. The oatmeal cookie part is moist and full of flavor. This is 1000% the best Little Debbie snack and I do not need to further explain why.

Overrated: Star Crunches

Embarrassing. Just almost not even top 10. The flavor is cool, but the texture is like what? It feels like fake Rice Crispy Treats. An embarrassing snack by Little Debbie and they should absolutely discontinue this snack. There should be a global recall and Star Crunch snacks so they cannot be in households.

Final Thoughts:

I only wrote this blog because I was pushed by my colleagues and friends. And because there is a truth. The truth was this blog. Read and share. Thank you.

-Garrett