THE GOOD, THE BAD, THE UGLY

Everyone take a damn deep breath, it will be all okay. Water will find its level and the Houston Astros will be a top tier team in the MLB. One week has passed since Opening Day, even tho baseball doesn’t start until April and I have some takes.

THE GOOD

• Jose Altuve is and will forever be a first ballot Hall of Famer. One week into the season and he is slashing .345/.406/.759 with a modest 1.165 OPS.
• Yainer Diaz, is the future and the present. Thank you Jimmy Click. What a fleece of a trade he pulled off. .462/.517/.731 with a 1.248 OPS and your everyday starter.
• Is JP3 back? 2 boombahs after a 10 month drought, a .400 AVG and a 1.124 OPS. Yeah, I am thinking he is back.
• Ronel Blanco NO- HITTER. We almost had a Maddux but we got our 17th Franchise No-No. Another Blue Jay has struck out on a change piece while you read this.
• The Starting Rotation must have heard everyone this off season, because they’ve been absolute DAWGS.
• Joe Espada getting his first career win.

The Bad

• Middle Relief BUT I think we are going to find our dudes. With a surplus of pitchers in the rotation, we will have to move two arms. Boom, we will have two Brad Peacock’s.
• Using Hader down 2 runs.
• Maybe a little too aggressive on the basepaths.
• Need something over at First Base whadya say kid?

The UGLY

• March Baseball
• Being Swept by the Yankees
• Blowing saves
• Baserunning
• literally losing a game where you gave up like 2 hits
• BASERUNNING
• Hitting with RISP
• Talking shit all off season about the big 3 only to be trolled
• BASERUNNING
• Losing to the Yankees
• 2-5 Record.