Astros The Astros Own The Red Sox Apple watches, Alex Cora, Clam Chowda, and Sam Adams it don’t matter Stros in 4. BIG PAPI AINT WALKING THRU THAT DOOR. The game... Apollo DezJune 10, 2021
Astros Strikeouts, Boombahs and Cameras Last night, Alex Cora begged Framber Valdez for forgiveness and asked to come back to the evil empire that is the Houston Astros. Now... Apollo DezJune 9, 2021
Astros Framber Valdez owns the Boston Red Sox Framber Valdez has been exceptional since coming back from injury, and continues to shove it down the Red Sox throats. Stone StrankmanJune 9, 2021
Astros Luis Garcia and Another Series Win Luis Garcia is an All-Star, even if his skipper doesn’t want to talk about it. Dusty Baker’s in his post-game interview, sidestepped the questions... Apollo DezJune 7, 2021
Astros Trash Cans vs. Apple Watches It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. It was the time of using technology to expedite a foundation of... Apollo DezJune 1, 2021
Astros “The Legend of La Piña” Yuli Gurriel has been an integral component of Houston’s culture ever since his introduction to the city in 2016. We’ve all come to... Apollo DezMay 28, 2021
Astros LAST NIGHTS GAME WAS DRUNK Where do we even begin with last night? The Astros stranded a BILLION runners on the base paths. It seemed like we tried to... Apollo DezMay 14, 2021
Astros Let’s Talk About Last Night The start by Lance McCullers Jr. last night might have been his all-around best regular-season start as a Houston Astro. You don’t believe me... Apollo DezMay 12, 2021
Astros The Greatest Video Ever Made? No, I am not talking about the Kim K video get your head out of the gutter. Our very own @CopierCollin and a great... Apollo DezMay 7, 2021
Astros ONE GAME SWEEP POWERED BY THE BIRTHDAY BOY Jose Altuve was absolutely being shitted on by the Bronx Zoo until he wasn’t. One swing and once again Yankee tears flowed like the... Apollo DezMay 7, 2021